Once again, life imitates art

So, there's this guy driving down the road... when he's overtaken by a turkey. Naturally, he accelerates to catch up with it, gets a closer look and is shocked to see that it's got three legs. Before he can see much more, the turkey picks up speed and disappears ahead of the driver. Anyway, the driver puts his foot down and keeps up with the turkey, which eventually disppears into a farm. The driver stops and speaks to the farmer.

"Excuse me," he says, "is that your three-legged turkey?"

"Yes, mate", replies the famer. "It certainly is. I bred it myself. You see, I like a leg at Christmas, my wife likes a leg... and so does my son".

"Great idea", says the driver. "What does it taste like, then?"

"Dunno", mutters the farmer. "Never managed to catch it".

[News story from the BBC. Okay, it's not a turkey...]